these man-made horrors are within my comprehension

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

they are putting me down tomorrow for being too earnest. but i really think it’s going to be okay : - )

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

lol she doesnt even know that the body is a loan or that earth is the true flesh

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picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"

you actually do this but then the romans conquer the place you moved to and now you're stuck in the roman empire again

#free this yak from the fucking romans already

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

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Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

Hang on I need to look something up

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

Depends. Are you catholic?