Badum tss

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

Chill it’s a pole

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

almost didn’t reblog this and then that last one made me start cackling like a madman

@maxthejew123

Shoot I was out of touch and almost out of time for out of touch thursday!

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

🫠 - the entire German healthcare system looking at number 11

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

The so called best friend of one of your best friends who does not appreciate said friend as much as they should

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

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