sing o muse

i rehearse this like a monologue for an audition that’ll change my life

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

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I hope you find glimmers of joy in July: a beautiful sunset that takes your breath away, kind words from a stranger, moments that remind you to slow down, soft rain after a sunny day, connections that make you feel seen and known, little nods from the universe telling you you're on the right path, hope for all that's waiting ahead for you.

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

the slut is back !?

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive