Bones, Susan

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

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Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

i fw you most ardently

the lion does not concern herself with papa

ive had it up to here with fictional gays being like “i love you and if all i can ever have is that knowledge it’s enough for me” we need more “i have been struck down by horny insanity and i beg you to fuck me once. i’ve had three smirnoff ices and i’m gonna be crazy now. we can pretend it didn’t happen i don’t give a shit just gimme daddy’s blunt instrument” it’s more realistic

people who reblog this post and tag it like “is op aware👀” how fucked to hell do you think my brain is that i could turn out the same phrase as the cw without knowing it. you think i am irreparably diseased. you think i am the most evil person alive. i have my ailments but god help me i do not yet have the same ailment as the person who first penned these words and thought they sounded pretty epic