GIF-monic Institute

I could use one.

Y'know, they appeared in this. I bet the Coast Guard would appear in my brother's wedding video.

Why is she wearing a giant tube of Easy Cheese?

Evil. She's evil.

Hey, look. They spelled his name sideways.

Oh, wow...

Oh, Mr. Natural! I remember him from Zap Comix.

Wait a minute... how do I know this wallet is mine?

Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing than this.

Don't DO that!

Get your flamethrowers out, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit...

Well, it's not mutual!

But they should know... I will do anything to get back what is mine.

She's a very attractive radio.

Sure, Wynonna is 3.3 times a lady, but Nona Totenberg is only 2.5. And Melissa Etheridge is... ooh, well, pretty low. Gillian Anderson herself is only a 2.9!

Human sushi... I love this stuff!

Lately, Gypsy's been wondering if she's once, twice or maybe even three times a lady. So Crow here came up with a spreadsheet program that will answer that very question.