I Am The Jenwari

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

GROND!

GROND GROND GROND!

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

Kicky beans

@advanced-procrastination @tx-tornado @offthebeatenpathtexas @wolfbeat

RAT CAKE

Get her a rug!

Oh hey, if you happen to be ice fishing and a seal is trying to come up, if you can please leave your hole and take a break. Likely this animal has been holding their breath a long time, and this guy is too terrified to even surface but desperately needs to breathe so it doesn't flee. Give these guys some space, kindness goes a long way. True kindness is giving it to those who can give you nothing in return. If you can go to a place the seal cannot see you (like take a break inside a tent) that would be awesome of you, and it only takes a few minutes for them to catch their breath. It's not asking much!

The internet is a magical place because imagine how close we all came to never having witnessed this.