We Are Orphans Of Th 21st Century Printing Press

The therapist opens up my journal and reads one page and shoots me dead like a racehorse with a broken leg

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Even in a post-capitalist, post-consumerist world, you still need to produce goods, as a result of this, you need factories because it is more effective to have a few people making a lot of clothes in a factory than every woman being forced to sit down and spin wool all day.

The issue with factories is poor wages, unsafe working conditions and environmental impact, all of which can be fixed through things like regulatory bodies and unions, the issue is not the fact that goods are no longer all made at home

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

Concept: PG-13 movie of a Shakespeare play, allowed one F-word. Where in the screenplay do you insert it?

When Fortinbras enters at the end of Hamlet. It’s his only line, and the play ends immediately after.

daddy long dick is very scared right now