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Jenny: And I’m Jenny. Coming up later: Fish as a pet - cute or gross? The answer may not surprise you if you agree fish are gross.

Jake: They’re low maintenance and majestic, but more on that later. Our top story tonight, a new development in the ongoing fight over the shower’s infamous bottle district. For more, we go to Jenny on the scene.

Jenny: Thanks Jake. I’m here at the southeast shower where the historic bottles have just been granted protective landmark status.

Jake: Now, Jenny, what does this mean for other residents trying to clean up the area for other use?

Jenny: It means they can suck it, Jake. This status prevents the removal of any bottle at any time.

Jake: Well, Jenny, some would ask why not remove empty bottles?

Jenny: That’s like asking why not remove Stonehenge or why not remove the pyramids!

Jake: Well it’s a little different ‘cause those aren’t just empty bottles.

Jenny: Jake, you don’t realize how stupid you sound right now. Nearly all of these bottles contain a small about of shampoo residue. When mixed with fresh shower water, you get bonus shampoo.

Jake: But why do we need bonus shampoo?

Jenny: In case we run out of regular shampoo.

Jake: But there’s new bottles!

Jenny: Jake, you either get it or you don’t.

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”