Blue Dahlia

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

onward my trusty steed.

you have to go to uno 2: no one lives because youre star of that event

This is so ominous

I have to go to Naked Kill tonight st midnight or else I get killed.

yeah but you can’t NOT get huge and lumpy in the ocean with me… how can you pass that up?!

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

catch me in the pit during fruit salad

Flash forward to me drunk stumbling during “Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango”

*raises my son to be the MCM I never was*

hey guys!! i tried to get in contact with discord about adding a dyslexic font and they told me the easiest way to get a change to happen was to post a feedback idea and get votes on it, so if you guys could vote for accessibility for people who are dyslexic, color blind, and visually impaired in other ways it would mean a lot to me! thank you!

@tariqah

ME

Soon even our malls will be battle royale

Do you know bout Black Friday?

That’s team death match