Mantra

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

forget recession pop. we are recession posting. everyone get funnier immediately

we've been recession posting since livejournal. it's the damn economy's turn to improve 😭

i immediately rescind my post because your point is so good

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil