That Is One Snarky Timpani

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

isn’t it weird how toxic masculinity is still a thing when the aragorn/boromir forehead kiss should have obliterated it back in 2001

I just went on a rant about plungers, how’s your day going?

why does this have nearly 100 notes

Because with this level of passion, containment is futile 

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

Your dad is gerrymandering that pizza

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.