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apply hobbit of choice to problem
introduce big groups in smaller groups as not to spook potential host
when all goes haywire, eagles

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Gandalf's Totally Foolproof I Swear This Is Gonna Work Guys strategy for protecting Middle-Earth:
apply hobbit of choice to problem
introduce big groups in smaller groups as not to spook potential host
when all goes haywire, eagles

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this fandom has been circling and circling around the kinslayings and the ownership of the silmarils for actual decades and i think that everything that could possibly be said about them all has already been said at least twice
but in a more recent frame of reference, what i haven't really seen in amongst all the meta, and the "so-and-so should have"'s and the "so-and-so should not have"'s, is an acknowledgement that it was not possible after alqualondeÂč for there to be any peaceful resolutions or negotiations. the noldor and sindar alike were affected and constrained by the doom, particularly where the silmaril was concerned, because the noldor had been quite literally damned by the vala of fateÂČ and-- as the title kinslaying suggests-- the sindar fell under the "treason of kin unto kin, and fear of treason" portion of the doom
a very many arguments about the relative selfishness/foolishness/property-and-inheritance-rights of the feanorians, dior, elwing, and anyone else within a position to have had an impact on that conflict, are redundant because the very moment the silmaril was invoked as the bride-priceÂł, it was never going to be able to be peacefully resolved. it could not have been. whatever could have happened in a world where they were their own agents, that is not this world
Âč which, i would like to point out once more, was not a planned battle unlike the other two. it was a riot caused by desperation and fear, and it was terrible, but it was not premeditated
ÂČ this is not actually up for debate. the valar rolled back the doom at the conclusion of the first age, which means it was a curse, not a prophecy. the relative degree of culpability assignable to the valar for all the tragedies of the first age, and the ones that followed as a result, are up for debate, and frankly i'd rather talk about that than discuss whether or not dior or elwing should have surrendered the silmaril for the thirty-seventh time this year
Âł it doesn't actually matter if thingol said that in jest or in seriousness, because they very much did bring one back, and frankly it was a boneheaded move on thingol's part to name that as his impossible task to earn her hand. there are easier ways to tell one's daughter's boyfriend to fuck off than to call on a cursed, blessed, bound object currently located in literal-hell-on-earth. he should've asked for glaurung's head on a pike smh
as requested, @kanalaure the meme has been added!
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Looking at the world from a manager's perspective, you can productively model the pool of workers as being divided into a few basic groups, which are defined and characterized by their driving motivations.
Insert all the usual disclaimers for this sort of thing - this is the roughest type of rough typology. I pulled these categories out of my raw intuition, and possibly a few more would crop up with some additional thought. In reality, the boundaries of these categories are incredibly fuzzy, and almost every individual is actually going to be motivated by a complicated mix of all the relevant motivations; we're talking REALLY SIMPLE HEURISTICS here. Etc.
There have been other well-known worker typologies that share a lot in common with my thoughts here; this is mostly not novel, it's mostly meant to refine a few ideas for particular purposes.

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Letâs say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, thatâs only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You donât think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. Thatâs it.
IâmâŠâŠâŠ iâm a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now
Yep
The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago
you canât just say shit like that without a warning
Many, many mothers ago, when the world was newâŠ.
Many of the notes here are saying âBut women used to have kids earlierâ
Okay. So, assume every woman had her daughter at 20 instead.Â
Thatâs five mothers in a century.Â
Fifty mothers in a thousand years.Â
One hundred mothers in two thousand years.Â
That is five hundred and seventy five mothers since the dawn of agriculture.Â
Less than six hundred women, between you and the dawn of civilization.Â
You are never so far from your ancestors as you think.Â
Okay but âx mothers agoâ is the best damn dating system, and Iâm gonna use it SOMEWHERE.
I was not PREPARED
âYou are never so far from your ancestors as you thinkâ
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Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows? Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes âno you canât just do that.â What am i waiting for? I feel like I need to prepare? Brain: You have to wait. Me: Wait for what??? Brain: WAIT
I found out recently that itâs due to not having enough emotional or mental space to process something new. Got too much going on in your own head/real life already.
Me: I would like to experience this new thing.
My Brain:⊠no.
Me: Why not?
My Brain: Canât do it. Not today.
Me: Whyyyyyyyy?
My Brain: Because we are processing at capacity and one more stream is going to crash the whole system.Â
Me, aloud: Iâm not in the mood to try (new thing) right now.
THIS IS A REAL THING??? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!!?
Wow. that explains⊠so much
No wonder I can barely start new anime or cartoons anymore.
OK how have I not heard of this artist?
Sofonisba Anguissola! Her talent for painting was supported by her aristocratic family, and she was highly trained except for the part where she still wasn't allowed to see models with their clothes off because Girl, but she was coveted as a portraitist.
Those are her sisters! The eldest has just beaten her younger sister at chess, and the latter looks stunned, while their baby sister thinks it's hilarious. And the winning girl is looking smugly at us/ the portraitist, i.e her big sister. And also she painted this woman.
(Great hat!) Ana de Mendoza, who probably lost an eye FENCING but it was widely agreed it made her no less hot and she supposedly fucked the king.
Imagine what they talked about...?!
But I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty stuck on the part when a dashing younger ship's captain fell in love with Sofonisba at first sight WHEN SHE WAS FIFTY. (This was her second husband, she first married at 40 but he died 'mysteriously). She kept painting until her 90s, when she was painted by Van Dyck, who wrote he'd learned more from her than all his other teachers!
Meanwhile the ship's captain, Orazio, proceeded to adore her forever, until she died at 93. And seven years later on what would have been her 100th birthday, he placed the following inscription on her tomb:
âTo Sofonisba, my wife, who is recorded among the illustrious women of the world, outstanding in portraying the images of man. Orazio Lomellino, in sorrow for the loss of his great love, in 1632, dedicated this little tribute to such a great woman.â
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Okay, story time! Once, when I was in collage studying filmmaking, I was tasked to do a deep dive essay on the film Dracula for a class. I worked for a week on an essay that I thought it was pretty good and interesting only to realize the day before the deadline that I had been foccussing on the 1931 Dracula film when my professor had asked for us to analyze the 1958 adaptation (a movie I had not seen). So I saw the movie that same night at x4 speed and through sheer will and coffee managed to have an essay ready by morning⊠an essay that despite having been made in about 5 hours and barely having seen the movie it was about managed to be better than my original essay⊠mysteries of life.
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Once every thousand years, the internet, in its infinite wisdom, brings to my attention something so awful and unexpected, that my immediate...
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Whatâs better for the holidays than some good old complaining? Enjoy my latest article about the worst thing ever: THANKS, I HATE THIS. THE SPANISH PRINCESSâS MATERNITY ARMOR!
Letâs end this 2020 with some fun! And for those who follow me, this is not the âdifferentâ article I was working on. That one is proving quite difficult. So thank you for the patience loves!
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Yep. Itâs not that no late medieval woman ever took part in fighting, we do have stories about that (though by that stage it definitely wasnât common!), itâs more than when youâre the freaking queen youâre not supposed to go get yourself killed on the battlefield. Leading and taking stupid risks arenât the same thing at all!
Not too sure what the article means about armour being âfull of paddingâ, unless itâs a reference to the padded arming garments youâre wearing under your armour.
I do have to disagree with the assertion that âarmors were not adapted to the female bodyâ, because armour has to be tailored anyway, so it would be adapted to whoever is going to wear it (if youâre rich and commissioning new armour, that is ; if youâre not so well off, you might take existing armour that kinda fits and have it modified a bit. But weâre taking about a freaking queen here, sheâs got the money). But of course just because having armour made for a woman isnât a technical problem, it doesnât mean that it was done at the time.
About the âfull of paddingâ thing⊠Iâm writing with barely 4 hours of sleep on me. Cut me some slack! (Iâm kidding of course, you can roast me as much as you want).
Yes, I was talking about the padded garments you would wear underneath. Joking aside, I am very tired and I though my very simplified description would be funny. A comedic genius I am not. Sorry.
As for the âarmors were not adapted to the female bodyâ, I didnât mean to say that a woman wearing a breast plate wouldnât have it fitted to her size. I meant that it would be fitted to her size mantaining the shape and basic structure of male armor. Meaning that at no point would there be changes done with the female body specifically in mind.
Again, sorry for the messy article. Iâm running on caffeine and hate alone this days.
@usuallyherdragonâ , thanks for reading the article!
Take care love.
Beautiful metal tree artâŠ.
Imaged mauled a bit for the purpose of tumblr posting; view them all in order here!
(Almost) Every cat in the felidae family! There are of course, always debates among taxonomists about which cat is in which subfamily, and whether subspecies actually deserve to be a species in of themselves. This is a simplification. Of course kitties here arenât to scale and color tweaked/caricatured to give them more appeal.
As with almost everything Iâve been posting lately, Iâll be selling this as a poster at Ottawa Comiccon~
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Hola! Soy mexicana, me alegra tanto ver personas españolas que no se escudan en ignorancia đ. Hasta hace poco vivĂa al lado de la residencia del embajador de España, cada 12 de octubre toda la colonia (y la vialidad de mĂĄs alta densidad en la ciudad literal a una cuadra) tiene que prepararse para el desmadre de su celebraciĂłn de "dĂa de la hispanidad" donde toda la elite española en MĂ©xico (cientos de personas literal) estĂĄ invitada. Es cĂłmico ver cĂłmo siguen la celebraciĂłn del inicio de su Ă©poca dorada de hace 600 años y siguen causando problemas (personalmente a mi!!!! đ€Łđ€Ł) en los 2000's lmao
Hola! Hay bastante gente que realmente no celebra el 12 de octubre, al menos en mi circulo y mi ciudad (Barcelona), pero hay pocas voces crĂticas denunciando ese aspecto concreto del evento (la elecciĂłn de la fecha y la implicita glorificaciĂłn de ColĂłn). Aunque me gusta pensar que hay gente con cabeza por ahi.
Lo cierto es que en general, mucha gente no quiere questionarse el discurso nacional que aprendieron de niños. Creo que hay un punto en que se sienten atacados, como que les estĂĄs tirando la culpa de las atrocidades que se hicieron hace 600 años, y entonces la otra Ășnica opciĂłn en su cabeza es negarlo profundamente y empezar a desvariar. Me da mucha rĂĄbia, porquĂ© no creo que no glorificar eventos historicos sea lo mismo que llamarles malas personas... pero se lo toman asĂ y se convierte en imposible mantener una conversa.
Y me sabe fatal que toquen los cojones tambiĂ©n fuera de españa, la verdad.Â
Un abrazo!
mira si no lo celebramos que si no me lo recuerdan menda se ba a currar como un lunes qualquiera XD.Â
muy triste que tengan el mal gusto de celebrarlo en Méjico precisamente, la verdad.