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He asks if you've ever heard of "Starfox." You say yes again. He says his character is a "space pilot" like the Starfox crew. He offers to send you his ref by Telegram but he doesn't know how the QR code thing works and was hoping you would. Instead, he just shows you his ref on his cracked phone screen instead. The ref image on is phone is not the ref itself, but rather, a photo the phone has taken of a computer screen showing the ref. The ref, of course, looks nothing like any Star Fox character. You're a little disappointed. You decide to spare Bluefox from any additional technology-related trials and quickly snap a pic of his phone screen with your phone. You now have a photo on your phone of a photo his phone took of a computer screen displaying his ref. Good enough.

Bluewolf's besuited companion D'ORFOXXX has been quiet this entire time, save for some occasional faint squeaking as shifts his weight from foot to foot, peering closely at your sticker rack and giving you a really good view of his fursona's golden nipples, visible on his badge. You try not to stare too hard. But when you accept Bluewolf's "commish", he quickly and deftly removes one of his oversized, shiny, squeaky gold-glittered paws and whips out a credit card from somewhere unseen.

Still silent, D'orfoxxx's petite human-skin hand offers you his card for payment. You do a double take as you notice his immaculately manicured gold french tip nails. As he taps your Square reader, you notice that the credit card clutched between his talons is one you've never seen before, but you can infer from the design that it's one of those fancy rich person credit cards. It is at this moment that you realize that you are not merely talking to a Person, but a Character.

This is one of those rare drop furry con person-sightings that will live on in legend: a person so intriguingly bizarre that you will spend the rest of your life wondering what their story is.