itâs kinda fucked up that youâre only an age for a year. I didnât know how to be 23 yet, let me try again
Iâm going to think about this foreverâŚ
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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itâs kinda fucked up that youâre only an age for a year. I didnât know how to be 23 yet, let me try again
Iâm going to think about this foreverâŚ

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those little things on ur nose arenât blackheads, donât try and get rid of them theyâre sebaceous filaments and theyâre permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected donât try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isnât gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, itâs not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u donât see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no oneâs stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
I did iiiiitttt RAAAAAAHHHRRHHHRTHG
Gwenâs just as down bad as Miles, she just doesnât know how to draw
*Keeps the Accidental Haircut Miles Gave Her Even Though She Hated It At First*
*Drums Out Her Angst Over Not Being Able to See Miles Again For Several Minutes*
*Stares Wistfully at a Printed-Out Selfie They Took Together*
*Risks the Entire Multiverse Just to Spend Half an Hour With Him*
*Melts Over His Numerous Drawings of Her*
*Stares at Him Like He Hung the Moon in the Sky*
*Canât Hold His Hand So She Settles for an Affectionate Shoulder Bump Instead*
*Looks Back At Him For a Second When She Leaves His Parentsâ Party*
*Longingly Says Goodbye to a âFarawayâ Miles While Hoping That Someway Somehow He Will Hear Her*
*Tries to Stop Miles From Risking His Life Rescuing Officer Singh and a Little Girl*
*Says She Always Thinks Heâs Amazing After He Saves Officer Singhâs Life*
*Webs Miles Away From Margo Fast Out of Jealousy*
*Defends Him Against Miguel Even if She Wasnât Really On Milesâ Side at the Time*
*Looks Heartbroken When He Cuts the Web She Used to Keep Him From Falling to His Death in Nueva York Out of Distrust*
*Cries When He Says Goodbye to Her But Smiles Slightly At the Thought That He Got Away From the Spider Society*
*Gets Kicked Out of the Spider Society for Being Too Much of a Liability When it Comes to Miles*
*Senses That Heâs in the Wrong Universe at the Same Time He Does and Steals His Jacket in a Bid For Some Comfort and Reassurance*
*Tells Milesâ Parents That He Taught Her to Believe in the Impossible*
*Assembles An Entire Taskforce to Find Him*
Aw man, this Bagel really hit the- Hit the what?

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Just a quick ATSV meme for y'all
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah heâs gonna maim that 15 year old.
I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.
Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.
Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about
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Something I haven't seen people talk about with the new spiderverse movie is just how puertorrican Miles and Rio are.
For background, I'm puertorrican from the island, and I just watched Across the Spiderverse in a theater here, and let me tell you, the people in the theater freaked out whenever these little details came on. It is so clear to all of us how much care went into portraying every single detail.
You guys don't understand how important all of this is to me.
At the party, when everyone started greeting miles in spanish? I've had all those phrases said to me. All of those people had my accent. They weren't a different flavor of hispanic just because finding some puertorricans was too hard. They were all so very puertorrican that it almost hurt.
But even that can be a bit easier to portray. Sure, they all had puertorrican accents, but everything they said is pretty run of the mill for hispanic people. And then I saw the food. I remember the asopao most clearly, because it was just on screen for a few seconds, and my friend started whisper screaming "Pasteles, pasteles!!" into my ear. It was such a tiny thing, but the food was ours, and not cuban, and not dominican. We never get to see our food done right, because no one cares. People just use dominican food and go "close enough."
And when Miles and his parents are talking about spiderman and Rio says that Spiderman is puertorrican?? That's such a puertorrican thing to do. People here are so incredibly proud of our island and our people that I personally know so many people that have gone to see Lin Manuel Miranda shows while having zero interest in musical theater because he's one of us. It makes so much sense that Rio would celebrate that, and when Miles immediately tries to deflect by saying spuderman sounds more dominican? That's peak comedy. Everyone in the theater burst out laughing, and that joke works precisely because the movie doesn't treat us as interchangeable.
And finally, Rio herself. The way all the characters move is so incredibly unique and mesmerizing, but Rio? My girl feels with her mouth. Her expressions were so spot on, with the lips making up so much of the emotions. Puertorricans use our lips a lot when expressing how we feel, and its such a tiny, inconsequential detail, but it means the world to me. So many people in the creative team cared so much for all these little details to make their way in. They really didn't have to, but they did, and I just really appreciate that.
Also, fun fact, I watched it in english with spanish subs (the subs are for the spanish dubbed version, not a direct translation), and when Rio says "I bet she doesn't even know spanish" about Gwen, in spanish it's "I bet she doesn't even know where Puerto Rico is" and that was very funny and I laughed my ass off when I noticed that's what they translated it as.
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Mf ainât done nothing wrong, heâs just a silly goose
genuinely cannot believe that the two best multiverse movies of the year both had the main villainâs motivation be a BAGEL
honestly what a fucking iconic response. obviously âhello my name is inigo montoyaâ is the fucking ultimate but we were all building up this confrontation, this fight, this moment right there alongside inigo who had been doing so for 20 (twenty) fucking years ~and in all that time did he ever think the count would just run away? ha lol no~ but then the count just fucking runs away. and yes itâs a moment of perfect comedic delivery/timing, but itâs also a classic moment of subversion in this movie that is so close to being perfect if not for westleyâs shitty moustache (kudos to buttercup for still loving him even after she saw that). this film dances so delicately with fulfilling and subverting tropes and itâs moments like this that just exemplifies that
Itâs also a super reasonable move. Count Rugen just watched this guy kill like four guys so fast the first hadnât finished falling down when the last one was stabbed. This dude is no joke, and now heâs like âOh also this isnât about the king, Iâm specifically here to kill YOUâ and here the Count is in just some random hallway and Inigo has a huge guy behind him as backup and⌠yeah, absolutely not. Fucking run.
And I think thatâs a big part of what makes it so funny, itâs not just that heâs subverting your expectations itâs that this is legitimately also the smart thing to do.

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Haters be like
âItâs totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly onceâ
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
itâs true you canât draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors theyâre marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their âcollective pathâ as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you canât do on your own.
im just fucking with you iâm pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo Iâm a ghost!
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What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This websiteâs userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap