The Hammy Yammy

can i get an amen break burger

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

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"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

your cat was an honor to see in the window

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

the tv movie was so right about the tardis console room btw