Hi :3

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.