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so. i initially had slight criticisms with Susie's character as i was playing. she seemed slightly ooc, at least in the dark world, at least in regards to consistency between chapters. it seemed like her devastation after learning of the prophecy was all but swept under the rug.
but then i remembered:
of course. of course she's going to go back to her silly goofy self. she's trying to preserve what's left of their fun romps through the dark world. she doesn't want the good times to end.
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
the problem with trying to get into a genre is that if you dont have any friends who know about the genre you basically have to start with "everything that alleges itself to be part of the genre" (waaaay too many things for a human to intake) and work your way through "everything randos online are saying is the best of the genre" (at least 65% dogshit by volume) until you reach "cool awesome works of the genre". so getting into a new genre is kind of like walking 5 miles across hot coals. but you still have to do it or youre asking when he steals the bread forever
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Had the idle thought of 'what if Fi and Tatl were swapped' and the idea is too funny not to share. Fi would THRIVE in Majora's Mask. She's planning Link's schedule down to the minute, keeping track of all the different time-based events he needs to hit and nagging him incessently to get on with it. She's GETTING that perfect cycle. The timeloop is enrichment for her and she's living her best life.
Meanwhile Tatl takes one look at Ghirahim and says 'who is this freak'. The entire quest is just a comedy skit where Ghirahim and Tatl bitch back and forth at each other. The game would need an R rating for the amount of cussing she'd do. She calls Ghirahim an overrated little twink and he tries to kill her on the spot.
the problem with trying to get into a genre is that if you dont have any friends who know about the genre you basically have to start with "everything that alleges itself to be part of the genre" (waaaay too many things for a human to intake) and work your way through "everything randos online are saying is the best of the genre" (at least 65% dogshit by volume) until you reach "cool awesome works of the genre". so getting into a new genre is kind of like walking 5 miles across hot coals. but you still have to do it or youre asking when he steals the bread forever
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disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me
i’m not done yet. if i fumbled a bitch as bad as ekaterin in the same way miles did i would’ve fled the PLANET i would’ve changed my identity you would never hear from me again. i was waiting for something to go wrong with his whole secret courting plan because it was just that absurd but i wasn’t expecting it to go THAT HORRIBLY AND PUBLICLY WRONG im never getting over this. ekaterin should get to shoot him with a needle grenade
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Deltarune Theory: Ralsei has absolutely nothing to do with Kris or Asriel
no, she isn't Kris' headband, or an imaginary copy of Asriel, or any of that, and yes I am a transfem Ralsei truther but that's completely irrelevant to the theory mostly so just suck it up.
As Ramb and Tenna mention in chapters 3/4, darkners can remember their encounters with lightners, even if they're regular objects at the time. Ralsei has spent four chapters with the fun gang now, and she's said nothing about any sort of past with Kris. obviously this wouldn't have been the biggest secret she's held on to, but I'd still think some sort of hint would've been dropped about that connection by the halfway point of the story if she was related to Kris directly.
And similarly, Asriel absolutely would've mentioned Kris to Ralsei at some point if she was a darkner related to him. She'd absolutely have had more information to go on than just vaguely knowing there'd be a human in the prophecy.
Speaking of the prophecy, Ralsei knows it. she knows it very well. And darkners are shaped by lightner's beliefs. Kris is absolutely not a devout deltarunist, if father alvin is anything to go by. I'm sure it's possible for a darkner to have knowledge that the lightners making them don't, (see: Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N) but idk I think it'd be kinda weird for someone who doesn't care about church at all to have an imaginary friend who's that into it. the only darkners who seem to care about the prophecy at all are Ralsei and the ones in the church, and even then there's not a ton of them.
Of course tearing down other theories is fine and dandy, but I should at least offer up my own solution if I'm gonna go around acting like I know stuff. So here:
I think that Ralsei is most connected to:
Toriel.
First off, the obvious church connections. Toriel is a major part of the deltarunist church, which treats the prophecy as gospel, like Ralsei. Secondly, it lets Ralsei be connected to Asriel and Kris without her ever having to have met them- Toriel most likely had the imaginative sort of play that would create darkners well before ever having kids, which would mean Asriel's name is a half-remembered version of Ralsei, and not the other way around. that twist feels very in-character for Deltarune as a whole.
the game also went through great pains to, yes, keep Toriel asleep during her time in the dark world, but also to keep her asleep at any time she could've met Ralsei properly. The only time Ralsei was even in the same dark world as Toriel was during the game show she herself said she was getting caught up in, and while fighting for her life against the Roaring Knight at the end of chapter 3, so it's a lot more reasonable that she simply wouldn't bring it up at that point. plus: generally, Toriel is sleeping peacefully when you check up on her at the end of chapter three. Unless you're doing the weird route, where she sleeps fitfully, while at the same time Ralsei is harboring doubts about the prophecy that she doesn't have in the normal route.
and of course, whatever's going on in the shelter is related to the police, the holidays, and the church, and it likely made the roaring knight what it is now- a being of pure darkness, just like Ralsei. Toriel is a prominent figure in the church, so there's at least a decent chance she'd have access to the special "pure" darkness Ralsei is made of.
finally: Ralsei spent however long she spent waiting in her empty kingdom... in the school. y'know. the place Toriel works.