"Wit Beyond Measure is a Man's Greatest Treasure"

we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen

lol turn on the sound

this is so much more well animated than is called for

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Okay, I looked it up and cats do this when they don’t want you to look at their babies. That honestly makes this comic funnier

“Come! Look at my babies! …NO MORE LOOK AT BABIES FOR YOU!”

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.