Tumblin' The Gerd

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

happy pride to girls who didn’t know that women could be nice to you, inscrutable polycules, straight people in forbidden marriages, body snatchers who kiss their own reflections, poets obsessed with long-dead warriors, predatory cougars, lesbians who are in fact the problem, and girls who are in love with a corpse

Please stop he is drowning…..

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

As a scientist I find the concept of Cecil freely yapping about Carlos on the radio so funny because if I was in the lab just going about my experiments and then some person on the radio started talking about how hot I am I would get clowned on it by my coworkers beyond belief. Every time I walked into the lab the grad students there would’ve been like “there he is with his perfect hair 😩” and if the centrifuge broke “try asking it to work with your sweet caramel voice 😫” like deadass the lab would be insufferable for months

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

Hey, I know we’re here to take your mugshot, but I’ve been working on my portfolio and you’ve got this aura about you…

what medium are you delusionally overconfident that you could ace on the first try despite having no familiarity fondness or experience with the craft i bet i could build a brick oven