a random bisexual

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

Reminder, if you can’t stomach hanging up an American flag this year, any Pride flag will work just fine

Awesome!!

Neat ,is, me

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Oh noo!

bisexuality

Yes??

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

everyone reblog this and tag it with the piece of media that you consumed when you were too young to handle it and it scarred you, i’ll start, mine was the things they carried

#fan fiction

I love being a Taurus

Same

Yes. I am trash. Was I called??

the quibbler (a fringe magazine focusing on conspiracy theories) overtaking the daily prophet (the big established newspaper) in terms of accuracy is pretty much correct for all uk newspapers

!!! Oh

#listen tho what if #muggles are terrible about disabilities#but wizards are even worse#they don’t even have the terminology that muggles do#it’s all ‘kinda loony’ or “just dim’ or (most often) ‘not a talented witch/wizard’#and ofc ~everyone knows~ that all illnesses can be cured with magic#(except for some magical illnesses that can’t be cured at all)#but as ron talks more with hermione and other muggleborns#and researches the spells hermione gets him#and realizes that most of the spell creators probably also had dyslexia but had no word for it#he realizes that what ‘everyone knows’ isn’t true at all#after abt a year of this he talks to mcgonagall abt changing his career goals#goes into healing with a concentration on research#and a secret concentration on finding out what muggles know and bringing it into the wizarding world#(his dad is so proud of him and prolly helps out a lot too)

this paragraph is better than anything jk ever wrote about grown ron

hands up if you’re part of the generation where potter puppet pals fanvids were your first introduction to weird al

we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety

Rights?!

I'm just dusty mole with anxiety , I wanna be a crow ..