A Secret Identity

Happy 9 Year Anniversary Everyone!

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

I worked on this!

The rubric as I understand it is that it's a Gundam when it's one person, it's a Pacific Rim when it's two people, and if it's a bunch of people it can be either a Voltron or a Megazord depending on various circumstances

and if it's your mom it's an Evangelion

Another one for the records!

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

I’ll add this to my Here During Dashcon and Superwholock Survivor badges,

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

50 First Doses

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.