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they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

disagree #fakenews

march 4th? unto where?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted dextrous feet i could kill things with

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

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the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.