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I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so
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Using Truth Wisely
Friday - September 18, 2020
I love cilantro, and I eat it in salads, guacamole and just by itself. I have a few friends who can’t stand it and comment on how repugnant it is to them. Are you aware there is a genetic formulation that makes it impossible for you to like cilantro? For those with this formulation cilantro will never just be a taste they simply don’t like, but one they literally cannot stand and will get sick if they try to eat it.
I use this example today as a definition of “truth,” and how a truth for one is not a truth for all. Cilantro is good for me; cilantro is not good for some of my friends. The “real” truth here is that cilantro exists, and after that the truth is rather situational. This distinction about what is truth, how that truth is expressed in your Life, and how it impacts the decisions you make, is a primary focus for today. This is due to Mercury in Libra’s quick quincunx to Neptune in Pisces at 19°. Being able to discern information coming at you, and being able to sort it into bins of truth is a valuable skill. It will keep you from bullsh*t, illusion, manipulation and control - all tactics employed by those who use truth as a weapon.
Today - one day after a special Virgo New Moon - look at what is defined as “truth” differently than you have before. As you prepare to take an aspect of your Life to the next level, ascertain what is “truth” and how it has possibly been misrepresented, or how others might be bending truth to fit ulterior motives.
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Clean Your Brain
Saturday - August 8, 2020
I continue to be baffled by the dumbass stuff people believe. We believe dumbass stuff because we tend to be lazy and rarely vet the ideas, philosophies and concepts we carry around. It’s easier to simply believe them and just go on with Life. This is why I love astrology so much. Astrology has no agenda or motive, no desire to alter information for some nefarious purpose.
As we move into the remainder of 2020 neither the transits nor the energies are going to let up, so you better be damned sure about your ideas and where they come from. I don’t want to be overly dramatic and say your Life will depend upon them, but I don’t want to downplay it either. Having reasoning powers, and the ability to flush out junk ideas, will go a very long way toward keeping you out of life-negating situations.
Yesterday the North/South Nodes moved to 27° Gemini/Sagittarius. Till August 13 the North Node in Gemini will quincunx Saturn (retrograde) in Capricorn @ 27°. This alignment is asking you to consider new information, concepts and philosophies you have been unwilling to visit in the past. New sources of information, new ways to approach information, and new ways to process information. Because this transit involves Saturn, God Universe is letting you know this information will impact the management and structure of your Life. And because it is at 27° God Universe is also letting you know these changes will modify the very manner in which you make decisions.
So … it’s time to clean your brain and fill it with new ideas, from new sources that have new potential. Remember … what you have in your brain after August 13th (the end of this quincunx) is what will take you thru the remainder of 2020, and into a time period historians and astrologers alike will write about.
maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
if a certain sign doesn’t stop showing up in your circles, you likely have something to learn from them. the universe is bringing you this recurring energy so you can learn from them.
[blank] is there to teach you…
aries: self-confidence, bluntness, to overthink less and act more, to be more spontaneous, to take initiative and put in the effort, to be able to say no and stand up for yourself
taurus: stability, the importance of comfort, self-worth, personal values, how to build security/safe spaces, to be more firm (embracing a healthy stubbornness), connect more with nature/animals/etc
gemini: open-mindedness, healthy communication, to speak out about your opinions and thoughts, the importance of being social and making connections, how to pay attention to small details, flexibility
cancer: the importance of a comfortable home environment, warmth and love towards others and yourself, the importance of love and deeper connections, how to balance work and life, to accept yours and other’s emotions and feel them to their fullest extent
leo: self-confidence, how to battle insecurities, to speak your mind, to be your true unfiltered self, the ability to be firm in your ideas and yourself, how to break out of your comfort zone and try new things
virgo: the importance of routine, how to balance out your life, how to prioritize, how to care for your health (both physically and mentally), how to overcome your “flaws” or problems, healthy communication
libra: how to embrace and express love, balance, fairness, open-mindedness, the importance of being social; expanding your circles; forming close bonds with others, healthy communication, how to see situations and concepts from multiple sides, spontaneity and how to go head-on into new environments
scorpio: stability and security, how to protect yourself and care for yourself and not just others, the importance of keeping some things secret/private/hidden, initiative and drive, work ethic, creativity (and how to actually put your creativity into a career/goal/etc), overcoming intimacy issues / recognizing the true meaning of casual vs intense relationships
sagittarius: the importance of educating yourself, how to see all sides of a situation, flexibility and open-mindedness, self-confidence, how to speak up for yourself and especially your beliefs/opinions/ideas, how to say no, how to be more adventurous and free, the importance of travel, how to be firm and independent yet welcoming and open at the same time
capricorn: how to establish boundaries, work ethic and goal forming, forming stability/security and how to structure your life, how to say no, how to distance your logic and decision making processes from emotion
aquarius: how to put yourself before others, independence, healthy levels of alone time/”me time”, how to overcome creative blocks, importance of community and meeting new people, stability (internal), how to speak up for yourself and express your opinions/beliefs/thoughts, how to critically analyze your own ideas and behaviors
pisces: flexibility, open-mindedness, how to nurture others, how to communicate more softly and make others feel welcomed, the importance of creative expression and how to overcome things like creator’s block, how to care for yourself (especially mentally/mental health wise), how to activate hidden/inner talents within yourself, how to embrace/feel emotions instead of repressing
old post, i also want to add that sometimes, certain energies may just keep coming into your life because YOU have a certain energy that attracts them/balances them out. but i think oftentimes it is an indicator of them offering an energy to balance you out, or them having something to teach you.
The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.
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What's the most stereotypically sun sign thing you do, or trait you have?
stargazing pt. 3 ✨🌟🌌
🌠 Venus in 4ᵗʰ natives place great value on their familial relationships. It would be in their best interest to keep in touch with family members—either with a parent, a sibling or a grandparent, if not on a wider scale—preferably on a day-to-day basis. Daily contact with loved ones will benefit their personal health and self-esteem.
🌠 Venus in retrograde or Venus in a detriment sign (Scorpio, Aries) may make the user feel “unlucky” in love and personal relationships. It’s not that they have trouble in attracting others to them—quite the opposite, considering their natural charm! But in keeping their friends and lovers, they may struggle or find themselves in falling-outs and break-ups, or wondering from time to time why people suddenly don’t like them anywhere.
🌠 The Moon sign may reveal the way a person viewed their mother in childhood, negatively. For example, someone with a Leo Moon may have thought their mom to be a show-off or melodramatic, whereas someone with a Libra Moon may think their mother to have been too passive or people-pleasing.
🌠 It’s no secret that Moon in 7ᵗʰ natives are drawn towards relationships and partnerships, but they especially seek out a personal, close connection much more so than the average person. Even if they don’t think of it themselves, those who know the Moon in 7ᵗʰ well know them to flourish when in a relationship, and actively look for a companion or lover, without hiatus until they are no longer alone. They may feel lost without.
🌠 Mercury in 2ⁿᵈ natives may have shown interest in money as early as toddlerhood. They may sing songs about dollars, or look through couches and vehicular cup holders for loose change. They understand the abstract value of currency years sooner than other children their age, and in adulthood will be particularly interested in careers guaranteed to pay a high salary.
🌠 Virgo Risings may consider themselves to be workaholics, and don’t enjoy staying still for too long without something to keep them busy. In times of quarantine/lock-down, they will be interested in finding odd jobs within their neighborhoods and communities. While not an ideal situation during a pandemic, the Virgo Rising will adhere to the rules ensuring safety whilst looking for work. They may also believe themselves to be picky eaters.
🌠 If you have a stellium of houses in your natal chart, others may perceive you to be its ruling sign. For example, a Virgo sun with four (4) personal planets in the 5ᵗʰ house will come across as a Leo—not only to strangers, but also close friends and family.
🌠 People who especially have both Sun and Mercury in 5ᵗʰ may appear childish and off-the-walls, can be described as “hyper”. They will be the ones to laugh the loudest, even at things no one else finds amusing. They find pleasure in entertaining others, but it would benefit them to practice patience and composure. Without realizing it, they easily overwhelm others with their bubbling energy.
🌠 If you have a stellium all under one sign, you may find yourself falling head-over-heels for people with the sun in its opposite sign. For example, someone with a stellium all in the Taurus cusp will be most drawn to Scorpio Suns.
🌠 Those who either have Neptune in 1ˢᵗ, Pisces Rising, or Neptune conjunct Ascendant may repeatedly erase their posts on social media. They may find themselves feeling unsure about their opinions when its out in the open, and will delete as to shy away from possible conflict or future embarrassment. They should be cautious about what they read online, and not put their complete faith in what “friends” and followers comment.
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How the fuck has this site become so bearable. This place was a shit show a few years ago but now it's actually good and not full of instant discourse the way Facebook and Twitter are
everyone is just tired
earth signs will be like “I know a place” and give you a ride home
The Cardinal Signs, Aries, Cancer, Libra, and Capricorn, are the most self motivated signs of the zodiac. They do not need praise from others or for other people to push them in a certain direction, in order for them to make their way in the world.
When the Fixed Signs, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius, make a decision, neither heaven nor hell can change their mind. Once these signs decide to start down a path, they will follow it through to the end.
The Mutable Signs, Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces, will be described in different ways by different people. They will select what parts of themselves they choose to show depending on who they are interacting with, almost never revealing the whole package.

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Chiron is now retrograde. Chiron is the pain we can feel even when we heal the wound, we have strong awareness in regards to the wound, we can call it painful awareness. We recognize this pain in others easily. We become wise and aware in that area of life.
🍭Astrology Observations🍭(Personal Experience) pt. 2
🍭 Venus in Capricorn men often are players when they’re young because the influence of Saturn requires the native to learn how to “perfect” the art of relationships.
🍭If you’re looking for a “freak” in bed, then Capricorn Mars is what you would want.
🍭Libra risings make friends very easily. It doesn’t matter how different people are because they always find a way to charm and appease them.
🍭Pisces suns are hard to forget because they’re so loony. (Think of a Pisces sun right now—were they slightly off their rocker? Ok, case closed.)
🍭Gemini placements take everything personally. They don’t mean to, but they just become too stuck in their heads.
🍭Moon in the 7th feels unfulfilled without a relationship. This placement may be especially tough on earth venuses/ Venus in the 8th, 10th, or 12th house because they’re too damn closed off.
🍭Fire & Air venuses strive for control in a relationship. Whether that means control of themselves or the other party.
🍭Air Mars natives tell little white lies a bit too often.
🍭A Capricorn Stellium individual usually manifests as someone with a kind of humor that you can only understand if you know them.
🍭Taurus Mars natives are very passive aggressive.
🍭Jupiter in the 7th makes someone attract a lot of admirers. Pluto in the 7th natives attract envious people.
🍭Mars in the 12th forms irrational fears. This is a placement that gets paranoid and scared easily. (They likely don’t appreciate horror films.)
🍭Cancer Mercurians tend to speak to their friends in a caring tone. They likely have terms of endearment for their good friends.
🍭People with Capricorn/Aquarius in Mercury often speak with a tone of authority. Whether they mean to or not, they exude an air of ‘I know what I’m doing, so don’t question me.’
🌺🌸Note: Sorry if I didn’t get to you before, but send in a placement that you want to be included in the next observation. If you want to request an analysis on anything, feel free. 🤙🏾🌺