Yikes

ITS NOT BLURRY. SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEWS PAPERS ZOOMED THAT SHIT IN THEMSELVES.

Since I saw someone asking why it says Chandra X-Ray: Chandra is the name of the NASA observatory that took the images. Article!

the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

Thank you to ATLA for not giving the abusive dad a redemption arc

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

this photoset is enough to write episodes for more than 3 seasons of Black Mirror

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

An actual quote from my (now) seven year old after yelling at someone for continuously mosgendering me: what are they going to do dad, hit me? I’m six.

I stan your child

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

Ice Demons wielding weapons made of frozen mercury.  Spearheads that break off & melt inside the target.  Swords that leave tiny bits of melted mercury inside the wound (the swords re-freeze to razor sharpness while in the ice demon’s claws).

Item: blades, spears, and/or arrowheads made of mercury frozen by Ice Magic; can only be used by one with Ice Magic, but deliver whatever damage the weapon type would normally make plus equal amounts of Cold and 1d8 Poison. Once the wound has been delivered, it continues to deliver 1d8 Poison until the mercury has been removed by healing magic, Wish, &c.