the snek you wot of

Adaptations of Shakespeare with a quirky twist are hereby banned. You have to do it just regular now. Sorry.

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

As a pharmacist I support whatever system you use to take your meds, but please make sure not to mix new refills with old pill batches in your bottles; heat suppressants don't work as well once expired

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol