This here isn't singing I'm just screaming in tune

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

Hannan is fucking iconic. he casts Call Lightning over Obrimus Manor, lands on its roof, and jumps down into courtyard. he bangs on the door loudly, and when Trimus answers, he very calmly explains that he is looking for a captured member of the order. he can't figure out if Trimus is entirely lying because Mara DOES love to steal. he asks to be let in. when Trimus says no because the house is cursed due to a hole in the Veil, he offers to heal it, given he's a druid who can do that and is literally tasked with doing that, and negate their entire deal, destroying their undead servants, dispersing the magical darkness, and negating like half their projects. he's caused untold property damage to House Tachonis.

Hannan was just too powerful to allow to live <33 too awesome <33

Hannan is fucking iconic. he casts Call Lightning over Obrimus Manor, lands on its roof, and jumps down into courtyard. he bangs on the door loudly, and when Trimus answers, he very calmly explains that he is looking for a captured member of the order. he can't figure out if Trimus is entirely lying because Mara DOES love to steal. he asks to be let in. when Trimus says no because the house is cursed due to a hole in the Veil, he offers to heal it, given he's a druid who can do that and is literally tasked with doing that, and negate their entire deal, destroying their undead servants, dispersing the magical darkness, and negating like half their projects. he's caused untold property damage to House Tachonis.

Hannan is fucking iconic. he casts Call Lightning over Obrimus Manor, lands on its roof, and jumps down into courtyard. he bangs on the door loudly, and when Trimus answers, he very calmly explains that he is looking for a captured member of the order. he can't figure out if Trimus is entirely lying because Mara DOES love to steal. he asks to be let in. when Trimus says no because the house is cursed due to a hole in the Veil, he offers to heal it, given he's a druid who can do that and is literally tasked with doing that, and negate their entire deal, destroying their undead servants, dispersing the magical darkness, and negating like half their projects. he's caused untold property damage to House Tachonis.

Hannan is fucking iconic. he casts Call Lightning over Obrimus Manor, lands on its roof, and jumps down into courtyard. he bangs on the door loudly, and when Trimus answers, he very calmly explains that he is looking for a captured member of the order. he can't figure out if Trimus is entirely lying because Mara DOES love to steal. he asks to be let in. when Trimus says no because the house is cursed due to a hole in the Veil, he offers to heal it, given he's a druid who can do that and is literally tasked with doing that, and negate their entire deal, destroying their undead servants, dispersing the magical darkness, and negating like half their projects. he's caused untold property damage to House Tachonis.

occtis and julien will out loud confirm 'we don't care about each other' and then proceed to care about each other's survival. this too is the seekers bond.

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has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post