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For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95ยฐC and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

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"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water
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Sachet charm to get the job you want ๐โจ
I went ahead and experimented this on myself and I got an email back about my dream job position the same day! So, I would say itโs been moderately successful so far!
Carry this sachet charm with you when applying for jobs, looking for jobs or opportunities, internships, or trying to have some fiscal luck!!
Ingredients:
A sachet or small bag
A green adventurine crystal - for prosperity, wealth, and comfort
3 Cloves - for money, and more importantly, protection, banishing hostility, and can also cleanse your aura! (protection of your money!)
A whole cinnamon stick - attracts money and adds a whole lotta potency!
Something to signify your intent: for me, I made a oven-bake clay โcoinโ that I painted gold, and wrote my intent on it, in this case, โI will get the job I wantโ. You can also write it on a piece of paper or dollar bill, or, just use a nice shiny coin!
Procedure:
๐๐๐ Work during a moon in Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn
Or, you could simply work during a full moon for abundancy!
Now, ground yourself and really focus on your intent. Remember, there are two parts to any successful spell; the will, and the word. Focus on you walking out of the interview room proudly, after recieving the job you want. Focus on your bank account being abundant and full of money. Focus on yourself being successful.
Now, add each item to the sachet, either thinking or speaking out your intent: โI will get the job I wantโ and repeat it with stronger and stronger conviction until you are satisfied and visualize your words going into the sachet, or your intent filling the sachet.
Finally, close it if it has drawstrings and knot them three times, each time saying, โAs I will it, so it will beโ with each knot.
Carry it with you when going for an interview, job search, or when you just want to attract money and opportunities to you!
Happy Witching!
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Herbal Remedies for Cold and Flu Season
1. DIY Elderberry Thyme syrup โ elderberry has been used for centuries in healing because it provides immune support (and has long been thought to banish negative energy). Can be taken both preventatively and to shorten the course of a cold.ย
2. DIY Cough Drops โ these cute cough drops are made with tea and honey to sooth an irritated throat. The original blogger chose hibiscus tea for the taste, but consider using one of the herbal teas she lists at the bottom for a more healing herbal remedy.
3. Lemon, Honey, and Ginger in a Jar โ a traditional and internet favorite, this mixture turns into a jelly for when your throat needs serious soothing. Honey has been used for millennia to heal a variety ailments, just be sure to keep this away from infants.ย
4. 30 Herbs for Cold and Flu Season โ for those that like to have options, here is a long list of healing herbs with suggestions on how to use them during cold and flu season.ย
In case any of you are under the weather ๐โก
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Thatโs the same guy what the actual fuck.
Whoa what the fuck.
Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:
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REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!
when they think weโre mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl donโt forget this
topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please
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Worth checking out.

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A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
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This is HUGE.
1. The court holds Google responsible for statements made by its AI, considering them Google's statements (search engines have limited liability for results in their engine as they're the words of other sites/companies/people), meaning when their AI lies/hallucinates they're liable for the defamation/harm resulting from those statements.
2. Google's defense that customers are generally aware of the lack of reliability and are responsible for fact checking was dismissed. As the court pointed out, that would "significantly diminish" AI Search's stated purpose and it can't be distinguished from Google's business practices/statements as a search tool.
3. Studies have found about 91% of Google's everyday AI responses are accurate, leaving millions of searches per HOUR with potential liability for falsehoods. 56% of correct responses weren't supported by the sources the AI listed. Both of which mean Google is now liable for a LOT more AI "errors."
4. Google was held liable for 80% of court costs in this case and this precedent is expected to reverberate around the world. This is a massive shift from the 3rd-party search provider role Google has previously played and it comes right as they've tied ALL searches to their AI search.
TL;DR Google reeeeeally stepped in it this time.