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For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
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If it doesn’t happen, they’re ‘doomed,’ says Okanagan Indian Band Chief Dan Wilson.
I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way
Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

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listen you NEED to borrow that book from the library. i know youve got like 10 other books lined up to be read but you need to go to the library. remind the library that it's loved and cherished
For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.
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I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down
"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

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Sachet charm to get the job you want 🍀✨
I went ahead and experimented this on myself and I got an email back about my dream job position the same day! So, I would say it’s been moderately successful so far!
Carry this sachet charm with you when applying for jobs, looking for jobs or opportunities, internships, or trying to have some fiscal luck!!
Ingredients:
A sachet or small bag
A green adventurine crystal - for prosperity, wealth, and comfort
3 Cloves - for money, and more importantly, protection, banishing hostility, and can also cleanse your aura! (protection of your money!)
A whole cinnamon stick - attracts money and adds a whole lotta potency!
Something to signify your intent: for me, I made a oven-bake clay “coin” that I painted gold, and wrote my intent on it, in this case, “I will get the job I want”. You can also write it on a piece of paper or dollar bill, or, just use a nice shiny coin!
Procedure:
🌒🌕🌘 Work during a moon in Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn
Or, you could simply work during a full moon for abundancy!
Now, ground yourself and really focus on your intent. Remember, there are two parts to any successful spell; the will, and the word. Focus on you walking out of the interview room proudly, after recieving the job you want. Focus on your bank account being abundant and full of money. Focus on yourself being successful.
Now, add each item to the sachet, either thinking or speaking out your intent: “I will get the job I want” and repeat it with stronger and stronger conviction until you are satisfied and visualize your words going into the sachet, or your intent filling the sachet.
Finally, close it if it has drawstrings and knot them three times, each time saying, “As I will it, so it will be” with each knot.
Carry it with you when going for an interview, job search, or when you just want to attract money and opportunities to you!
Happy Witching!
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