bolaire lathalia and mollymauk tealeaf enjoyer

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons

So cute, I love it!

Pee-Wee League Cockfighting

mummies? genus of the zombie family. the two are not taxonomically exclusive groups, educate yourself

Also skeletons by that logic.

A lot of people make this mistake actually! ‘Skeleton’ can refer to any individual member of the family Zombie that has shed its fleshy exoskeleton. It’s just an unlife cycle stage, but because of its distinct appearance we refer to it by a separate common name (similar to how a ‘black panther’ is just a colour variant of leopards and jaguars, not a separate species).

are there any domestic ghosts?

Ghostbusters remake but they’re biologists running a catch and release program

I love scientifically explained fantasy. It is so much fun exploring the fantasy world in terms of biological phenomena.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

There are many fun reasons to have a character avoid using guns, but I think "this otherwise-awesome fighter is a really terrible shot" is an underappreciated one. Yes, they're available in my setting and would work against my enemies. No, I don't have a moral code against them or a power that makes them redundant. I just can't aim for shit!

In general IMO the more badass and hypercompetent a character is, the more they're enriched by having one skill they're just absolutely hopeless at. Terrible shot, terrible liar, terrible dancer, no poker face, no sense of direction, can't drive, can't swim, can't cook, can't read, always broke, always late, always falls for a certain trick...

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

if you liked iron lung, may i recommend... down (the audiodrama podcast)