The Fancies of a Pisces

Quarantine 2020

Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

Every time I reblog this I just really hope Daniel’s doing well

ok i’ll say it …….i need affection ….ok damn

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

I ordered a couple of bookcases two weeks ago, and since then every single ad I see online has been nothing but trying to sell me more bookcases. Exactly how many bookcases do you think I need?

big bear titties. big bear titties.

burn my eyes out

THANK YOU

i bet this works for almost every dating app though?

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.