qui suis-je vraiment?

please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

i wish it was professional to put smiley faces in emails to convey that i am being nice :]

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.