not in front of the klingons

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

good lord they died in this glue trap

i wish you ppl would stop calling it 'terf island' like. i live here

[ID: a satellite image of the UK that has white bold text in all caps over it that reads "Trans people live here, stop fucking calling it "terf island" you're acting like those cunts already won" / End ID.]

Wake up new astrology lore just dropped.