27% ballin' 73% fallin'

sad that I’m not living in an enchanted forest

cranky because you're in a bad mood aren't you

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

sorry bestie I can’t talk rn I’m busy consuming media that will put me in a worse mental state on purpose 🙄

[Image description: an image of the spray paint aisle in a store. There are a number of paper signs reading "DO NOT test spray paint in-store." The condition of the shelves, which are covered in spray paint, would suggest that no one reads these signs.]

I love when image descriptions are judgemental

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

when cats hold each other >>>>>>>

I do love it when I instinctively dislike a person then find out later I indeed had valid reasons.

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

me @ the stars: help me

always

i’m chilling but i’m going to freak out

vibing with Franz Kafka 99 years ago

@sluttyfranzkafka

Oh mood. Planning this for the 100th year anniversary

Happy 100 years of feeling nothing, merely tired