I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled

raise your hand if you can’t stop saying “nice” to everything

#LATIN IS NOT A DEAD LANGUAGE#YOU KNOW WHAT A REAL DEAD LANGUAGE LOOKS LIKE?#ELAMITE#YOU EVER HEARD OF ELAMITE?#NO#YOU KNOW WHY?#BECAUSE NO ONE CAN READ OR WRITE IT NO ONE CAN SPEAK IT KNOW ONE KNOWS IT#ELAMITE HAS NO DESCENDANT LANGUAGES NO DERIVATIVES NO MODERN EQUIVALENTS#ITS ENTIRE LANGUAGE BRANCH IS EXTINCT#YOU KNOW WHY LATIN ISN’T DEAD#THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ AND WRITE LATIN RIGHT NOW THAN THERE WERE DURING THE ROMAN EMPIRE#THERE ARE 5 ROMANCE LANGUAGES WHICH ALL DERIVE FROM LATIN#ITALIAN IS CLOSER TO LATIN THAN MODERN ENGLISH IS TO OLD ENGLISH#ENGLISH TAKES LIKE 60% OF ITS WORD STRUCTURE FROM LATIN#AND ENGLISH HAS OVER A MILLION FUCKING WORDS IN IT#THERE IS MORE LATIN IN THE WORLD TODAY THAN AT ANY POINT IN HUMAN HISTORY#LATIN ISN’T DEAD#LATIN TRANSCENDED DEATH AND BECAME A LANGUAGE GOD

You want to hit play. You really really want to hit play.

I love Harrison Ford sitting over there motionless, thinking “Oh my god now I’m working with the nerds.”

Look at these pictures of @abibot

I’ll take one outfit from each please, and thank you.

@owlickz

thank god