welcome to the thunderdome

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

gay?

Yes my liege. Trans also.

very well. let them in.

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

“you can just let him bite other people and have the same effect without you getting woozy” well where’s the fun in that. the intimacy. soul bond

Guys, you don't need character.ai what you need is an rp partner on discord

every time im reminded about the existence of school uniforms i see red

it's like . what if we decided kids need even less bodily autonomy

Who’s gonna tell the one piece newbies that Buggy’s dick can pop off and fly around too

i keep thinking that like 43% is too low of an amount of people letting him bite. but then i remember not everyone in the whole wide world has. My issues

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

Mountnain Dew