COOL TAPES

you can always give that character psychosis and a personality disorder

one thing about my mutuals is they will be on spectrums. autistic? asexual? aromantic? gender? sexuality? you name it they're on it

Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person

americans are like fuck america until it’s time for fahrenheit-celsius discourse 😒 then you mfs basically pull out the pledge of alliance 😒 like ok fourth of july. didn’t know units of measurement had oil 😒

“it’s the superior system for the human experience” no it’s just intuitive to you because since you were a kid people around you would refer to temperatures in fahrenheit so you developed an understanding of what a certain number of degrees in fahrenheit means. also ‘human experience of temperature’ like yeah i’m sure a norwegian and a pakistani have the same human experience of temperature. or even someone from minnesota and someone from arizona but okay. “it’s better for colder areas” then why aren’t icelanders or siberians using it. maybe because they don’t see a negative number and panic cos that’s too scary for them. “it’s more precise for body heat” we have decimals. is anything that’s not a positive integer scary

Isn’t three digits in Fahrenheit too hot anyway? Like idk there, bc in Celsius 100 is when water evaporates, so i just associate a 100 with very hot, and i literally do not understand the logic behind Fahrenheit (and also i hate writing it, too many letters) bc even the conversion is very stupid, like ºC = (ºF -32) / 1,8 what the fuck is that, but also, Celsius makes sense for weather and for shit like cooking without getting absurd numbers, so

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

I’m shook at prev tags ur a CHEF?!? Was NOT expecting that tbh-

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

3.5mm jacks in phones, too

they shoiuld make old posts get yellow like paper

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance