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but when it comes to this blog, there's quite a few things that i'm down to discuss!! and please note that while i'm attracted to all genders, i find myself leaning towards and posting mostly about women/female presenting people.

so, with all that being said, below are my kinks, the kinks i'm down to discuss even if they aren't mine, my do not discuss topics, my dni, and my most frequent tags!!

only for one particular night to go the same way that it always does: with them on a date in a nice restaurant, and trying to scare their date (B) away by unleashing a belch that rings throughout the room and has everyone staring at their table in disgust. they sit back and wait for B to come up with some lame excuse for why they have to leave early... only for B to open their mouth and unleash a belch of their own, one that ends up beating the one A had unleashed just before.

okay, so this is really hot hahaha

i'm gonna be completely honest, i bought my very first vibrator only a few months ago hahaha... in my defense, i still live at home!! it's already risky enough that i got one before i moved out!!

i'm pretty sure this is in response to this post hahaha

but to answer your question, nope!! i've never been in a relationship, never had sex, never kissed anyone, never even held hands with someone... which is fine!! i'm still so young, so i still have a lot of time to figure myself out anx experience a lot of these things that i haven't yet.

well, kissing and sex and stuff like that may come someday, but i have a hard time believing that i'll ever find myself in a romantic relationship. after all, i'm much too big of a pushover and people pleaser. like, i have a hard time saying no to things even when it pushes me past my usual boundaries, and i struggle to communicate and be open with my negative emotions, so i keep it all bottled up instead. and obviously, none of things things would make for a good relationship hahaha; in fact, it would probably lead to a pretty toxic one.

a few things before you check it out, though hahaha. first, it's a long fucking fic, coming in at 27k words... and i know, a 27k burp porn fic is a lot hahaha, but if it helps, i broke it up into three chapters + a short epilogue?

secondly, it's my first time writing explicit sex. it was hard, considering how little sexual experience i have irl hahaha, but i tried my very best!! but if anything comes off awkward/clunky, i apologize!! i'll try to get a bettwe grip on writing smut for next time hahaha

and last and most importantly, i want to give another HUGE shoutout to @ssspinkie!!!! you're the one that came up with the idea for this fic in the first place, and you helped develop so many of the characters, including and ESPECIALLY cupid's canines, so i really cannot thank you enough for showing interest in these characters and helping me develop their story like this!! everyone should follow them both here on twitter because you will NOT be disappointed!!!! and thank you again!!!!

anyway, without further ado, please enjoy!!

here is their rendition of ashley/flexsteel!!

the scene that they've depicted comes from my flexsteel series on ao3, which you can read here if you'd like!!

i'm just imagining the streamer playing a scary game where it's important to be able to hear everything that's going on, and their partner sitting next to them for moral support. they've been trying to hold back their burps throughout the stream, but right during the climax of the scene, they finally are forced to let go of the beast they were holding back. the streamer can't hear anything else over the belch, even with headphones on, and the scary bad guy manages to get them because of it, and they die instantly.

luckily they had hit a checkpoint just befondhand, so when their character gets revived in the game, the story starts up again not too long before they had died. they ask their partner to keep it down, because they really need to be able to hear the game at all times. they apologize and promise they'll try to keep their burps controlled from now on.

to their credit, they really do try to hold them back as much as they can, and when they absolutely can't hold it any longer, they keep their mouth closed and press a fist to their mouth to keep it as suppressed as possible. but with their burps, there truly is no hiding the power behind them.

so now as the streamer plays, they constantly have to figure out if the rumble they just heard was something awakening in the game, or their partner's belch reverberating in their mouth. or if the creak they heard was from a door slowly opening or from their partner's vain attempts to hold their burps back.