hello everyone!!!! you can call me <3 and/or heart!! i'm 21+ (would prefer not to say my actual age), my pronouns are she/her, and i love to talk about burps!! i also have written a few burpy/gassy stories of some oc's (usually more on the plot-heavy side, rarely explicit, but still kinky!!), which can be found here!!
but when it comes to this blog, there's quite a few things that i'm down to discuss!! and please note that while i'm attracted to all genders, i find myself leaning towards and posting mostly about women/female presenting people.
so, with all that being said, below are my kinks, the kinks i'm down to discuss even if they aren't mine, my do not discuss topics, my dni, and my most frequent tags!!
my kinks
burping/eructo
stomach gurgles
farting/eprocto (will be tagged under #eprocto; please block this tag if you do not wish to see it!!)
eating/stuffing
kinks i'm okay discussing even though they're NOT my own
(none of these will be posted on my blog)
piss
scat
do not discuss
vomit/emeto
vore
do not interact
minors
homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, and zionists
my tags
burping: anything to do with burping in general
<3 writes: if it relates to any of my writing in any way (might also be paired with tags of the story name/characters)
<3 audio: any of my own audios
audio audio audio: any audios that i reblog
video video video: any videos that i reblog
reblog: anything that i reblog (usually paired with who the original poster is)
weight gain: anything to do with stuffing/weight gain in general
eprocto: anything to do with farting in general
other stuff: anything that doesn't really fall into any of these other categories
just some housekeeping things: anything that has to do with how this blog is run
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i think there's something wrong with me... like, medically and physically. i have a strong suspicion that it's diabetes, since my family's genetically predisposed to it, so it feels like it is now finally my turn.
but, i'm too busy and much too broke to worry about that right now HAHAHAHAHAHA
a bit of an update, but i've been trying to practice when i know i'm home alone, and i've gotten a lot better!! still not as good as i would like to be, but progress is progress :))) i'm happy!!!!
another update!! it's been a while since i've practiced so i'm forgetting my technique a little bit 😅 but i also kinda think my technique had been wrong to begin with? i don't know how to just inhale the air i need to burp, so i've been kinda gulping down air, but i feel like i'm even doing that wrong. so if anyone has any tips/pointers, i'm all ears!!
other than that though, i'm slowly but surely getting better!!
update!! i practiced for the first time in a while today and i feel like not only have i not gotten rusty in the meantime, but i actually have improved!! by quite a bit actually!! i'm super excited about my progress and i'm even more excited to get even better!!!!
it's been a while, but another update!! i kinda had a breakthrough today, which led to one of my longest burps basically ever hahaha. i'll just need to see if i can replicate it or if it was just a one time thing.
i still don't think my inhaling technique is quite right, but if it ain't broke don't try to fix it (or however that saying goes), right? either way, i'm happy with my current progress and can't wait to get even better!!
time for another update hahaha!! length wise, i've definitely been improving... in fact, i recently broke my personal record for my longest burp, and i couldn't be more excited about that!!
that being said, one thing i haven't been able to figure out how to improve is my tone. i've been listening to a lot of other people's burps lately (mostly on tiktok), and so many people out there have this depth to their burps that i want so bad but have yet to achieve. a part of me thinks that in order for me to have even the slightest chance of reaching that bass, i'll have to make my burps shorter, but i just don't know if/when i'll be able to make that sacrifice. i might just have to settle for the tone i have. we'll see!!
the fourth of july is the worst holiday of all time. besides the hamburgers, what's so good about it? among many other things, the fireworks are obnoxious and dangerous... maybe we can replace it with a big burping show instead. it can be just as loud as fireworks if we try hard enough!!
love the burpy trope of a someone (A) who is constantly being set up on first dates with random people by their friends, but they have no interest in dating, so they decide to try to scare their dates away by burping as loud as they can throughout the date, without any regard to the looks they're getting from everyone else. this method usually works for A, because their date is scrambles out the door as fast as they can every time, leaving A all by themselves with a satisfied smile that another one of their friend's attempts to set them up has failed once again.
only for one particular night to go the same way that it always does: with them on a date in a nice restaurant, and trying to scare their date (B) away by unleashing a belch that rings throughout the room and has everyone staring at their table in disgust. they sit back and wait for B to come up with some lame excuse for why they have to leave early... only for B to open their mouth and unleash a belch of their own, one that ends up beating the one A had unleashed just before.
A's eyes widen, their heartbeat picks up in their chest, and they realize in that moment-- as B laughs and winks at them from across the table after releasing that absolute monster-- that dating might not be so bad after all
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how do you all look so cute when you burp?? my burping face is so unattractive hahaha i can't help but get jealous about how beautiful you all look when you're burping
nsfw thought of the day: using a vibrator to work stubborn burps out of a girl's tummy
okay, so this is really hot hahaha
i'm gonna be completely honest, i bought my very first vibrator only a few months ago hahaha... in my defense, i still live at home!! it's already risky enough that i got one before i moved out!!
anyway, i'm honestly still not very good at using it (maybe i just bought a shitty one?), but i've never even thought about using it in this way... will definitely need to see if i can try it on myself sometime!!
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wait,,, have you EVER had a gf? just like in general?
i'm pretty sure this is in response to this post hahaha
but to answer your question, nope!! i've never been in a relationship, never had sex, never kissed anyone, never even held hands with someone... which is fine!! i'm still so young, so i still have a lot of time to figure myself out anx experience a lot of these things that i haven't yet.
well, kissing and sex and stuff like that may come someday, but i have a hard time believing that i'll ever find myself in a romantic relationship. after all, i'm much too big of a pushover and people pleaser. like, i have a hard time saying no to things even when it pushes me past my usual boundaries, and i struggle to communicate and be open with my negative emotions, so i keep it all bottled up instead. and obviously, none of things things would make for a good relationship hahaha; in fact, it would probably lead to a pretty toxic one.
maybe i'll be able to improve those parts of myself with time. maybe not. but either way, i just don't think i'll ever be comfortable enough to seek a romantic relationship when i know it'll be my fault if/when it ends badly.
hello everyone!!!! the latest installment of the roommates collection has dropped!! it features emery and drew, of course, as well as a few new characters (including cupid's canines!!!!)
a few things before you check it out, though hahaha. first, it's a long fucking fic, coming in at 27k words... and i know, a 27k burp porn fic is a lot hahaha, but if it helps, i broke it up into three chapters + a short epilogue?
secondly, it's my first time writing explicit sex. it was hard, considering how little sexual experience i have irl hahaha, but i tried my very best!! but if anything comes off awkward/clunky, i apologize!! i'll try to get a bettwe grip on writing smut for next time hahaha
and last and most importantly, i want to give another HUGE shoutout to @ssspinkie!!!! you're the one that came up with the idea for this fic in the first place, and you helped develop so many of the characters, including and ESPECIALLY cupid's canines, so i really cannot thank you enough for showing interest in these characters and helping me develop their story like this!! everyone should follow them both here on twitter because you will NOT be disappointed!!!! and thank you again!!!!
i had the opportunity to commission a piece of kink art from the extremely talented canarcist on devianart, and i'm super excited to share the final result with all of you!!
here is their rendition of ashley/flexsteel!!
the scene that they've depicted comes from my flexsteel series on ao3, which you can read here if you'd like!!
working with canarcist was a very pleasant and satisfying experience, so i highly recommend commissioning them if you ever get a chance!!
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