Sit Boy!

Fucking finally

oh fuck internalized too much lotr as a kid, actually believe there’s good in the world or some kinda shit

oh fuck internalised too much discworld as a kid, actually believe there’s good in people and that i have a duty to contribute towards increasing the amount of good in the world

i thot this was from evangelion

if you literally dont know how to spell ur kids name because of “women take care of the kids” or whatever then what the fuck are you doing my dude

jigsaw is so funny for being like “technically i didn’t kill anyone they had a chance uwu” after putting people in nearly inescapable violent and elaborate death traps skdksjfhksd like okay sir but WHO put them there?? they didn’t attach the bear trap to their own ribcage

cosmo wanda i wish for everyone explode die kill kill evil die explode die die die

Can someone explain exactly how MaryAnn caused the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand? Like what did she wish for.

Mary Ann, bored at school: "Cosmo, I wish European politics were more interesting."

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

me when im not dancing to the macarena: maybe its a good time to start dancing to the macarena

this isn’t even up for debate