Betrayed by the Booty

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

you know what time it is.

saw heritage post

thank yooou! T_T

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body