Up In My Tower, Casting Spells

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

i heard about women today

ohh golly.

What'd you hear? Tell us of them, sister.

their gosh darn Wonderful

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

What was it like directing hellboy