man i love shrimp

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

(flirting) i could be your problem

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin