man i love shrimp

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time