man i love shrimp

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

girl who knows everything: Hi im Knowlly

girl who knows some things: hi im nuancica

Girl who rally doesn't know anything: Hi! Im um.. uh. Ummm

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

apple spider vinegar

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

I really like listening to ppls organs when I cuddle

"we need an economic incentive to create art" no you don't

"copyright and intellectual property laws exist to safeguard this" no they don't

someone sent me anon hate last night over this that was like "hope you enjoy the cruel, empty world you're creating" and i think insisting that art can only exist if intellectual property laws exist is a far dimmer view of the world than anything i could consciously propose

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

top tier character when "what is wrong with them" requires an answer that begins with "How much time do you have"