man i love shrimp

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

music lovers be like “you GOTTA listen to this” and make you hear music

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels