man i love shrimp

The more violence your mutual wants to inflict on the character the more they love them

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody