man i love shrimp

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

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hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

sometimes when i read something extremely good i can hardly stand to read more than two or three sentences at a time because i get so excited every other line that it's almost physically exhausting to get through

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girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

girl who knows everything: Hi im Knowlly

girl who knows some things: hi im nuancica

Girl who rally doesn't know anything: Hi! Im um.. uh. Ummm

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

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*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires