man i love shrimp

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

(flirting) i could be your problem

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!