man i love shrimp

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

not what i meant to say

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town