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Telling my kids this is Chapell Roan.

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I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity

EXACTLY.

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charlesoberonn

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

professionalanagram

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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lmao are u kidding me this was at 200 notes last week what happened where did all these people come from

fire-plug

Personality hire

Working Cats

jeanjauthor

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

narwhalsarefalling

#screaming crying throwing up

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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Additional update to this

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animentality

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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bumblebeerror

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

roach-works

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

spacelazarwolf

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)

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