Im So Good At Not Killing Myself

cool how you can download a video game from 10 years ago and it looks good and runs well. and you don't even have to pay a hundred dollars for it

you don't even have to pay for it

i get high & start actn like joe biden

everytime i have to get up and do something i feel like E.T. when the camera would cut to his POV

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

Jasmine Vine came out before Sea of Sorrow lmao

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man