i'm stomping on your balls regardless

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

"!!" is its own word to me

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

www.life.com/living/loving

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

glad they added new maps to baseball

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination