Woman 1: Yeah haha I'm bi but I'd never DATE a girl... like I'd kiss one and I find them attractive but I'd never be in a RELATIONSHIP with one ewww.
Damn Near Everyone: Oh yay that means you like just men like us normal people!!! It's okay to be normal haha!!!
Man: You know, I'm gay, but I would NEVER turn down [FEMALE CELEBRITY]
Damn Near Everyone: Omggg sameeeee!!! I totally get that she's amazing!!
Woman 2: Yeah I'm a lesbian and would never date a man ever but this fictional dude is kinda hot.
Damn Near Everyone: Hmmm wow ok so. Um! Youuuu actually like men. Yeah. Yeah uhuh if you wanna love girls you need to physically gag when a man walks in the room :/ no yeah I know you said you'd never date one but actually even just thinking about a man in a positive light taints you forever, just like dating one or having sex with one changes who you are as a person? Mhm just like that. You can't be friends with them or find them objectively attractive because according to my totally not right-wing views, men are powerful enough to leave an imprint on your gross soft feminineinine body and no woman will ever love you after that. So you're probably better off being Bi you know!!! There's nothing WRONG with it!!! Or better yet just be normal!! Wouldn't that be swell??? Yeah you know what I bet you're really normal and lying!! EVERYONE loves men after all!! Especially you, Woman Who Would Never Date One!!! JUST ACCEPT IT.


















