you're a bad influence, miss fisher

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

How much is it to supersize to smut?

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

“Do you take fanart?”

Author: soft crying… yea-yeah i take fanart. your change is everlasting love and friendship… is that okay?

god. okay. i know i said this before verbatim but. Miss Fisher Murder Mysteries season one episode one introduces this tall gaunt gangly NPC generic White Man so forgettable to me that I assume he is a one-off character, and then three seasons later I am rolling around on the floor wailing over how Jack Robinson is the sexiest, most scorching hot, most amazing man in the world

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