i'm a mystery wrapped up in a conundrum.

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

i’m either completely detached or deeply emotionally invested. there is no in between and i would like a refund.

thinking about developing a social skill soon

Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

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