The Cutie Fanfic Writer

Florida problems require Florida solutions

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The death of the shopping mall has had a devastating impact on our ability to see young people dressed in strange ways in public. It’s all on TikTok now. Back in the good ol days you used to be able to sit down on a bench near a Spencer’s in any corner of the country and watch some of the weirdest-looking motherfuckers alive walking around with full confidence in their fit. Bring it back

in general I would say that the single most important thing for a human being to learn is when to say "This Is A Social Issue I Need To Take A Stance On!" and when to say "who give a shit." the perils of thinking that nothing matters are well-documented but if you treat everything like it's the end of the world you are going to give yourself a heart attack over something objectively fucking ridiculous

and also? when to say "this is important but I have nothing to add to the conversation" it is not your job to be the face of every issue and quite frankly you just aren't that important. you can support a cause without writing a dissertation on it

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

In Skyrim they present to you that half of the country is Imperial controlled & half is Stormcloak, but this is not true. rather, collectively Imperial & Stormcloak control about 2% of the land and the rest is very solidly controlled by the bandits

another inherently funny part of star trek is the very first show establishes a magic machine that sparklezaps them out of uncomfortable situations so for the next 56 years writers have to keep coming up with reasons why it won't work this time

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

discord is perfectly fine for what it is but next time you get some weird ass error on one of your electronic devices and you Google it and the exact answer to your problem is found in an 8 year old post in the OT thread of a random ass 4K strategy game forum you never heard of then you’ll begin to understand why it’s such a problem that message boards are dying

my favorite thing about death note will always be the fact that they didn't give light a tragic backstory to justify his actions, he was simply an entitled little bitch with a fucked up concept of what's morally right or wrong

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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

#also men wanting to have sex with women is not disrespectful either! what’s disrespectful is crossing boundaries on purpose

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE