Relatable Lobsters

Be kind to humans abused and exploited by capitalism

I always thought it was weird when I got a refill they gave me an entirely new one when it’s literally built so you can remove the actual medicine

you fuckin bet i do

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

but do aliens believe in me….

Is Agent Mulder having an existential crisis?

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Jdjsjsjsks

i literally can’t breathe from this

Go d

@emi-the-demi

I am crying from laughing so hard! 😂

true but does she have a top lip

dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!

I AM SCREAMING!!

the ritual

My boyfriend just fucking died thanks a lot. :(

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

just for luck 😭

I have a spanish test soon. I need this.

Science and social studies test please good luck pencil help me im begging you

math quarter test tommorrow and some other tests next days, plllleeeeeeeease

I have an English test tomorrow not gonna risk it

Honestly. First time I will ever reblog one of these. I need it this semester

Please save me oh lord!

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

Can I have the fries?

But what lies does he want to hear?