hope and love last longer than this blog

good video games is a user interface that makes satisfying noises when you scroll/confirm over things. love those satisfying bleep bloops dude

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

this is exactly what I imagine it’s like to be an in-house ethicist at a tech company

There’s 35 goddamn animation frames all masochistically done on Procreate why is the still drawing version of this getting more notes

distance is dumb. we should be able to just pinch the world between our fingers when we need 2 so we can walk from one continent 2 another. & then u can smooth it back out again.

Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

i need more context on this