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Isaac Netero is an old man in a bad ass anime. So it goes with out saying that this dude is the EMBODIMENT OF GANGSTER.

We are first introduced to him in the first arc of the series when Gon and his friends are in the hunter exams.

One of the key moments we find out about his awesomeness is when he tempts Gon and Killua into a game where they have to take a ball away from him.

Simple right?

NO. NOT SIMPLE. They couldn’t even touch him. And it took Gon hours before he was able to make Netero use his OTHER HAND.

YES. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. NETERO WAS DODGING AN ASSASSIN AND A BOY THAT GREW UP IN THE WILD WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM.

Now, maybe he’s just a really fast old man. He can’t be that strong. I mean look how cute he is.

HAHAHAHAHA SIKE STUPID.

In the Chimera Ant arc, we see that this old ass brittle boned dinosaur takes two other skilled professional Hunters to survey the area.

At this time they are taking out squadrons and squadrons of these people killing giant insects. Surely the three of them are doing this?

NO. MY BOY NETERO IS BODYING THESE CREATURES. BY. HIM. SELF.

The hunters are simply trapping them and bringing them to him.

In this arc, we all know about Meruem aka the King and his royal guards.

This king is supposed to be the pinnicale of evolution. The strongest creature that would rule over all other life forms. He’s the strongest of the strong, the peak of the social triangle and the dude at the top of the food chain.

These dudes: Youpi, Pouf, and Pitou (in that order) are directly under him. Badass dudes. Super strong.

Getting back on track: Netero’s job was to take on the king. Everyone else that was there; Gon, Killua, Knuckle, Shoot, Morel and Knov, were meant to separate the guards and the King.

They succeeded for the most part and Netero went to go take on the being that was supposed to be the greatest creature of all time.

He boxed with him fr. Went toe to toe with the king. And he was doing a great fucking job. He was slapping the king around like a ℬℐ𝒯𝒞ℋ. Granted it wasn’t doing much damage but he was doing it.

At some point Meruem took off his leg and sat down, thinking surely this old ass dude would give up because he would bleed to death if not.

SIKE. MY DUDE NETERO WAS LIKE IM NOT DONE IN FACT IVE ONLY JUST BEGONE. AND BOOM.

HE SLAPPED HIS LEG AND MADE IT

STOP

BLEEDING.

THATS THE EPITOME OF GANGSTER. After he stops his leg from bleeding they fight a little more. My dude gets his arm ripped off.

Now, Netero’s fighting supposedly requires him to place his hands together at the center of his chest in a prayer stance. WHICH ALSO MEANS HES BEEN FIGHTING THE FASTEST THING ALIVE BY PRAYING BEFORE HIS EVERY MOVE.

Now certainly, he can’t fight because he can’t pray. And again you’d be wrong. Netero hits us with some bomb ass philosophical shit before breaking out his ultimate.

Unfortunately, his ultimate only damaged the king and his ultimate move drained whatever life force he had left. Now surely he’s done. He’s as good as dead. He failed.

AND AGAIN YOUD BE WRONG. DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY BOY!

My dude kills him self. (RIP Netero 😔) AND IT SETS OFF A BOMB IN HIS BODY!!!! And for the first time the king is like shitting his fucking pants cause holy shit Netero is fucking scary.

HE BLOWS HIMSELF UP AND THE KING TO A FUCKING CRISP. HE BURNT THIS DUDE INTO BUG BACON MY GUY. BUT NOT ONLY DID HE BLOW UP EVERYTHING BUT THAT SHIT BLEW UP IN THE SHAPE OF A ROSEEEEEE SHIT WAS EXQUISITE

Unfortunately, his 2 bumsss guards give away their power and are able to bring the king back to life even stronger than before. 😤 Bum ass fucking dudes. Which means not only did the other hunters fail to distract the guards, but that in hindsight means Netero failed too, right?

Do i even have to say it?

My boy Netero thought way ahead. He planned all this shit out. THE BOMB WAS POISONOUS.

SO NOT ONLY DID HE DEFEAT THE KING ONCE, NOT ONLY DID THE POISON FROM THE BOMB KILL TWO OF HIS ROYAL GUARDS, BUT NETERO ALSO POISONED KING 2.0 WHICH WAS STRONGER THAN THE KING BEFORE!!

Intelligence? Untouched. Form? Fucking immaculate my guy. Grace? Like non other.

And the cutest motherfucker on this show.

Netero did more than what he was supposed to. And even in death my guy fucked shit up.

He is beauty.

He is grace.

But most importantly: His 100- Type Guanyin Bodhisattva will bitch slap you in the fucking face.

He’s one of the most badass motherfuckers in all of anime.

Respect to him and his ultimate fucking drip.

I just finished watching the promised never land and i can confidently say i cried like a little bitch.

yes i cried, what of it?????

in any case, i haven’t read the manga, i haven’t been on pinterest which has spoiled me for other shows

but as i conveyed my broken hearted ness to my friend who also watched the show, she wasn’t having my shit. her reply to my 43 second long crying ramble was “eh.”

now i’m going to give you my head cannon, so if you haven’t watched the promised neverland go watch that shit now.

okay, now. we all know this guy:

Norman, my beautiful baby boy. I love him v much and his entire character. even that little shwoop at the side of his head 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

now we all know that norman is eventually “harvested”. but what if he wasn’t?

now, at the beginning of the anime in episode one, we see how Connie was harvested. Her body was inside the wagon with the flower coming out of her chest. Same with Sister Krone who was eventually harvested as well, she was killed inside the corridor of the gate area where, they too, placed the flower in her chest.

going back to Connies case however, when Emma and Norman are hiding underneath the truck we saw aliens come out of a room, which correct if i’m wrong, looks like the same room they had Norman come into.

to go with this, Norman, my sweet boy, had accepted death. he had completely accepted the fact that he was going to die that day. so why did he look so shocked? one can argue of course he’s going to be shocked when actually face to face with the demons. but i don’t think so. my sweet boy would have smiled in his final moments, that sad empty and tired smile that we saw

god for as long as i live i never want to see this face again.

but he doesn’t make this face, instead he’s incredibly shocked. and what me and my friend agree on in our possible head cannon, is that

now hear me out.

Norman was actually recruited by the demons. think about it.

Norman was always said to have an incredible amount of intelligence for a child. what if the demons thought he would be more useful alive working with them than in their stomach?

we also already know that some humans work with the demons. they make the orphans clothes and harvest their food. so what if Norman just became one of them?

not a farmer or a clothing maker per say, but he became someone who worked with the demons in their head quarters. Norman is smart. and they know this already.

i also truly believe this because this is honestly something that Norman would do. he has such undeniable trust in Emma and Ray, and if they make him have some chip like the Moms and Sisters have, he knows that Ray will be able to figure out a way to get it out.

he believes in his friends, and he believes in their abilities, so i think, have i been correct so far up until this point, Norman would’ve said yes knowing that his plan was a success and Emma and Ray were able to get the kids out of the farm, knowing that one day Emma and Ray would go to HQ to shut everything down, where they would find him and save him.

this is me and my friends head cannon. and here are some screenshots to look through to prove to you.

additonal head cannon:

the kids grow up to be super awesome bad ass bounty/demon hunters